by: Jeff Lakie
As with just about anything in life, there are many things
that can go wrong with plastic surgery. But just as we don't
hear news reports about the millions of planes that have taken
off and landed safely, there is not the same attention devoted
to the many success stories of cosmetic surgeries as there is to
plastic surgery gone wrong. There are risks involved with this
type of surgery, as there are in undergoing operations of any
kind, but the usual difference is that while no doctor can force
a patient to have surgery of any kind - even if it is a
life-saving operation to remove a cancerous tumor - plastic
surgery is generally a little more elective than the other.
And perhaps this is why we seem to delight in hearing about
plastic surgery gone wrong. Nowhere is our interest in
celebrities as heightened or as vicious as in this arena. While
assigning the delight we find in the personal disaster of
another human being to jealousy might be overly simplistic,
there is doubtlessly a sense here of reveling in the fall of
someone we thought - or felt they thought themselves - to be
untouchable.
It seems that regardless of the expensive doctors they might
have access to, the rich and famous are as susceptible to the
vagaries of happenstance as the rest of us - sometimes, things
simply just go wrong. Plastic surgery has literally been the
death of some, and side effects can be life threatening. Even
relatively minor mishaps can be unsightly and embarrassing, and
plastic surgery gone wrong includes an enormous range of
problems, from capsular contraction in breast implants (where
the implants harden painfully) to problems with the wound and
the slippage of implants inserted in a range of locations,
including cheeks, chin, and butt. Surely we wouldn't wish these
accidents on our worst enemies - unless they were in the public
eye.
So celebrities might have thousands of things we think we
want, but they are as subject to the whims of higher powers just
as the rest of us are. Above all, we are all human, and plastic
surgery gone wrong, regardless of the paycheck of the life it
affects, is a painful and upsetting time. Let's just hope they
get well soon.